53 minutes ago with 24,582 notes — via penisbugbites



eatpussylivehappy:

I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm

1 hour ago with 190,342 notes — via lonely-lethargic, © eatpussylivehappy



penisbugbites:

confidence is a coincidence

penisbugbites:

confidence is a coincidence

1 hour ago with 10 notes — via penisbugbites



claireisrad:

stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

pretty sure she sold her soul to satan

claireisrad:

stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

pretty sure she sold her soul to satan

1 hour ago with 28,742 notes — via lonely-lethargic, © stunningpicture



readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

1 hour ago with 93,263 notes — via explodes-into-space, © readmore-worryless



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sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

4 hours ago with 41,989 notes — via sadgrrrl, © sharpayevons



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baracknobama:

"do you like money?"
“¥€$”

4 hours ago with 51,635 notes — via poetreeoflife, © baracknobama



mistletoevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

5 hours ago with 453,691 notes — via poetreeoflife, © suhostomp



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girlsbydaylight:

Sailor Moon Sailor Senshi by NoFlutter
9 hours ago with 5,847 notes — via drstrangeloves, © girlsbydaylight



dj-master-d:

Awkward as fuck

10 hours ago with 61,979 notes — via cyanscribe, © sizvideos



awfullyy:

I tweet because I enjoy talking to myself.

10 hours ago with 13,961 notes — via poetreeoflife, © awfullyy