I think you’re cute
cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm
confidence is a coincidence
My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.
pretty sure she sold her soul to satan
"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".
"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away
"do you like money?"
why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month
Awkward as fuck
I tweet because I enjoy talking to myself.